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J'adore vraiment ce jeu mdr

j'arrête pas de rire depuis 2mn là

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Dolores Umbridge : There is a master key and a spare key for the Ministry, and I have them both.
Mildred Bluebeetle : What if you die, how do we get in the Ministry ?
Dolores : If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks

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@Hermione Granger : *accidentally runs into door*
@Ron Weasley : watch where you're going
@Ron Weasley, to the door: you stand in hermione's way one more time and i’ll make sure to take you down

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Ronald Weasley: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that @Hermione Granger does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?

@Ginevra Weasley : If Hermione Granger were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Hermione jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ronald Weasley: You jump off a cliff!

Ginevra Weasley: Gladly. Provided Hermione did first.

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Kidnapper: We have your son.
McGonagall: I don’t have a son.
Kidnapper: Then who asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwich?
McGonagall: Dear god, they have Potter.

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Pas de moi, mais je suis tombé sur celle là sur un tumblr qui ship hermione x fred, je devais la partager

Citation :: Fred: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.

Hermione: Babe, no. That’s not how you make cookies.

Fred: FLOOR IT???

Hermione: Fred, NO.

Fred: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?

Hermione: FRED, YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.

Fred: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.

Hermione: F R E D R I C K

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@Sirius Black: ... Oh la vache. Non seulement je l’entends mais je le vois maintenant.

@Harry Potter : C’est moi !

@Sirius Black : Mais, mais vous êtes pas mort espèce de connard ?!

@Harry Potter : Non mais comme j’étais hyper malade, j’ai dit à mon oncle, écrivez-leur que je suis mort, ça sera fait. Et finalement j’ai gerbé, gerbé, gerbé et là ça va mieux.

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@Hermione Granger: When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
@Harry Potter: To have parents.

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@Boris Bagshot: Stop saying "I want to" and start saying "I will"
Seamus: I will fly
@Boris Bagshot: Wait n-
Seamus, point his hand at himself: winGARDIUM-

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@Blaise Zabini: Give me your hairdryer.

@Millicent Bulstrode: What?

Blaise: Don’t you carry one in your purse?

Millicent: Have you ever met a human woman?

LATER

Blaise: Do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

@Pansy Parkinson: Of course, I’m not an animal.

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@Neil Swanson: I’m going to Honeydukes, do you want anything?
@Reinir Jónsson: I want my pack back
@Neil Swanson: Yeah, I have like, twelve sickles

@Marcus Flint: We agreed that's how we'd raise our kids.
Oliver Wood: Our kids...Marcus, we're not married.
@Marcus Flint: Dude, we are a little married.
Oliver Wood: I know. I love it.

@Seamus Finnigan: I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge right now
@Boris Bagshot: Can I pick?
@Seamus Finnigan:
@Seamus Finnigan: No

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